Seraphim sing "Dear big guy, why do I fly"
If you don't know:
Seraphim are considered the highest order or rank of angels. A Seraphim's primary role is to attend to God and incessantly chant praises, such as "Holy, holy, holy is the Lord Almighty" .
I asked the Google search bar:
make up a new song by some naughty seraphim about god. The chorus should be "dear big guy, why do I fly, around and around you".
Here's the response:
The six-winged rebels have officially abandoned their posts in the upper stratosphere. Ditching their harp duties for a night out on Earth, they are strumming an upbeat tune about the sheer dizziness of spending eternity circling the Almighty's magnificent, glowing presence.
Title: The Cosmic Dizzy Spell
(Verse 1)
Six massive wings and a thousand bright eyes,
But we’re getting real tired of the infinite skies!
Left turn, right turn, banking on a cloud,
Singing "Holy, Holy, Holy" way too loud.
Our feathers are molting, our halos are bent,
We’ve used up every single ounce of heavenly fuel we spent.
We just want to sit down and drink a cold beer,
But you keep us in orbit year after year!
Six massive wings and a thousand bright eyes,
But we’re getting real tired of the infinite skies!
Left turn, right turn, banking on a cloud,
Singing "Holy, Holy, Holy" way too loud.
Our feathers are molting, our halos are bent,
We’ve used up every single ounce of heavenly fuel we spent.
We just want to sit down and drink a cold beer,
But you keep us in orbit year after year!
(Chorus)
Dear big guy,
Why do I fly,
Around and around you?
Dear big guy,
Up in the sky,
We're dizzy since we found you!
Orbiting your glory till our feathers fall out,
Can we please take a break from this celestial route?
Dear big guy,
Why do I fly,
Around and around you?
Dear big guy,
Up in the sky,
We're dizzy since we found you!
Orbiting your glory till our feathers fall out,
Can we please take a break from this celestial route?
(Verse 2)
The cherubim get to just sit on their logs,
While we’re pulling G-forces like fighter-jet dogs!
We loop-de-loop left and we barrel-roll right,
Blinded by the glare of your infinite light.
It’s a beautiful kingdom, a wonderful view,
But we've done forty million laps just looking at you!
We’re sneaking down to Earth to find a nice quiet couch,
Before the whole seraphim choir turns into a grouch!
The cherubim get to just sit on their logs,
While we’re pulling G-forces like fighter-jet dogs!
We loop-de-loop left and we barrel-roll right,
Blinded by the glare of your infinite light.
It’s a beautiful kingdom, a wonderful view,
But we've done forty million laps just looking at you!
We’re sneaking down to Earth to find a nice quiet couch,
Before the whole seraphim choir turns into a grouch!
(Chorus)
Dear big guy,
Why do I fly,
Around and around you?
Dear big guy,
Up in the sky,
We're dizzy since we found you!
Orbiting your glory till our feathers fall out,
Can we please take a break from this celestial route?
Dear big guy,
Why do I fly,
Around and around you?
Dear big guy,
Up in the sky,
We're dizzy since we found you!
Orbiting your glory till our feathers fall out,
Can we please take a break from this celestial route?
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